Are you serous!?

Have this ever happed to you?

physicallyschizophrenic:

princessickness:

karenamadof:

&ILOVEYOUTOO<3

SPREAD THE DAMN WORD

I don’t quite understand

No just kiding I know what magma cubes are.

askdevsider:

ask-herpy-the-pet:

star-in-the-darkness:

ask-raven-pie:

rarityscorner-with-darkstar:

ginger-z0mbee:

mysterykitten:

dekutree:

baseball bat

i can work with that

Ebony Greatsword

fuck yeah

Weeeeeeeeeeell…

I was playing Batman: Arkham City, so technically my last weapon would be my fists.

D:

FAD from modern warfare 3… Holy shit, M.O.A.B HERE I COME!!! 

The Alucard Spear. Time to kill some rapists. Also, why black men specifically? Sounds racist to me.

Last game I played was Pokemon. THAT MEANS I HAVE SIX LEVEL 100 LEGENDARIES FAK YEA

Afterburner fuck yeah!

*holding an Semi Automatic Weapon with endless rounds* BRING IT!!!!

Tf2 Heavy: Minigun for maximum pleasure. 

askwryn:

Please, think of the Jellies~

Is this a guy?!

askdevsider:

homestuckfangirl:

askheroicsonic:

vantasrage:

homostuckhomestuck:

xadievelauncher:

endlesslyforgetful:

jakes-plush-rump:

bliinded-by-2ciience:

bootykillz:

insipidrhinotillexomaniac:

johncameronegbertpoe:

elasticpoodle:

commanderfritz:

roddymuffin:

kaddson:

calibrashuns:

generalbri:

freezy-hound:

stop-touching-my-magic-bone:

I will reblog this every time I see it while I have this icon because I AM SEXY SKELETOR. I WOULD LAY THERE SEXILY AND SHIT

Oh Shi-
In that case..I’m mothafucking Soundwave,
PARTY HARD

omg, I’m Soundwave! But I’m a toy. So I freakin just stand there.

oh god, is that a child? DONT TOUCH!! GO PLAY WITH STARSCREAM!!

Leave Megatron, I love him. NOOOOOO

YESSSSS I would hide in bushes and jump out at people screaming HONOOORRR

Rung and OMG SO MUCH STUFF TO DO

definitely would run circles around Rodimus and Drift and Magnus and every goddamn autobot i see and transform and then probably get in troubles and run from something deadly because that’s just Rung’s fate lol

(also interface)

I am now Princess Rodimus.

Everyone, be envious.

I’m some sort of Alice in Wonderland person mixed with the Mad Hatter and the March hare.

All of Wonderland beware.

What would I do if I was Sollux for a day?

Bitch, what wouldn’t I do if I was Sollux for a day?

Actually, I’d probably be Sollux for Two days, considering…

i’m john all day, every day.

so… exactly the same as any other day.

except maybe i’d just lazily float everywhere instead of walk.

I would get the Titans to go on stupid, useless missions, dress myself up as a girl and take pictures to leave for when I’m no longer Robin, and I would roll around on the floor screaming “SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADE”

If I was a FSJAL Mudkip, I’d be very excited all day over seaweed or some shit.
I’d also be a Mudkip.

I would scream happily and then roll on the ground in pain because of the voices of the soon to be dead then get used to it then be sollux and do some batshit bananas coding and fix my computer like a fucking sir

and maybe find an Eridan to hang with

WIN OVER ALL THE BABES.

If I was a Kodama, as a forest spirit I would have to hang out in a forest and live in certain trees and maybe guard them as well? These Kodama’s are from Princess Mononoke so I guess I would also have to guide Ashitaka/the rare kind traveler through my forest. These little guys are like my favorite characters from the movie 

I’M FUCKING ADAM WEST.

Time to go be the fucking epic mayor.

And shoot people with a cat launcher.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

GUESS WHO IS GONNA KILL BATMAN

I’LL START WITH BATGIRL

Not me!

YES YOU SWEETHEART

WHAT ABOUT YOU

ARE YOU NEXT?

:o)

That would be the best day ever.

Using my newfound romantic skills, I would put on some sweet moves and help all my friends with their romantic troubles.

Best fucking day ever.

I would fly around and meet sonic fangirls.

Have the best day with them.

Complete their dreams.

And party like there is no tomorrow.

Ok so I would

Go on Tumblr

Eat some food

Drink some drinks

Go on Tumblr

Then I would go to bed and hope I don’t wake up as Gamzee the nest morning.

(( As Devsider? I’ll just fly over traffic to go to school. But that would also make thing awkward ))

Split myself and play whit me.

askdevsider:

ask-herpy-the-pet:

alex-wingace:

bowlosugar:

tumblmedoctor:

the-time-traveler-diaries:

happy-emoness:

zephyrage:

one-voice-one-vision:

endinfire:

poster-ofagirl:

uncertaintlycertain:

prototypext3:

How fucked are you?

Right in my left leg xD

There goes my jugular. 

I was rubbing my eye. Insta-death.

I got castrated. D:

Why is your hand on your dick while you’re on tumblr, Joel?

Also, my laptop.

Straight through the wall on the other side of the room

stright through my laptop and into my leg :(

Right through my ipod into my face… I think I died…

I was resting my head on my hand. Well I’m dead. 

((Same. Either that or i just have a huge ass nail sticking out of my head. :| ))

(my balls)

(( The floor ))

Great now I have a nail trough my bed!

Sorry I just find this so… so random!